This post does not have a central theme or idea. I am just going to put a bunch of awesome things up and all one or two of my readers can go crazy enjoying the perversity of it all.
So fucking enjoy, motherfuckers.
Alex Rodriguez, reigning AL MVP fucking his bat because his bat is fucking sexy. I think he probably grounded out after this, but he sure got some bang for his buck.
AND NOW FOR SOME MIXED, DISORGANIZED MP3's FOR YOUR DOWNLOADING PLEASURE:
Sparks - Perfume: Pretty catchy song. The rest of the album, Hello Young Lovers, is forgettable, and I've never listened to anything else from the band (they have over 30 albums to date)...but this one does it for me like a long, dirty, black bat does it for Alex Rodriguez. (File is in m4a format so you might need to work that shit).
Man Man - Engwish Bwood: Get it!? Like 'EngLish BLood' but there are W's instead of L's! If you like Tom Waits and Rumplestilskin (SP!?) this song may define your very existence.
Fiery Furnaces - Benton Harbor Blues: In all seriousness, this is probably the best song of the year. Absolutely stunning, much like Eleanor Friedberger, the delightful songstress who mouths these fine and endearing lyrics. Tragic, heartbreaking, yet irresisitable...like A-Rod's bat.
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